If you can’t bother waiting for iPhone, you could always opt for LG’s Prada phone, being touted as the first fully-touchscreen phone. Expect some controversy with that claim from the fat, PDA/phone quarter.
The Prada KE850 weighs 85g, is 12mm thick [a weenie bit thicker than the iPhone] and boasts an extra wide LCD for all that touchy-feely goodness. The screen offers a decent resolution of 400 x 240 pixels widescreen and the in-built 2MP camera can record video at 30fps. There’s no doubt it’s pretty but it’s not 3G and has no Internet capabilities which is fine for those that don’t want the world crammed into a single device. Continue reading
The BBC (which could stand for anything, though common opinion is that it’s either Bottom Blasting Conspiracy or British Bullshit Company) is an association of Emo kids led by Jar Jar Binks, commonly known for his debut in the Star Wars movies, where he was voted Most Appealing Movie Character three years in a row. In a welcome twist of fate Binks’s life was cut short after a violent episode at the BBC studios in 2015. Anarchists led by blue collar stalwart Wicket the Ewok, long unhappy with Jar Jar’s tyrannical rule, convinced a team of out of work Wookies to prise one of the giant ‘B’s off from above the gate outside the BBC studio, the first step of a cruel and cunning plot to arrest control. After refusing to listen to the Union demands for the abolishment of full body hairnets and a meal between lunch and afternoon tea simply called ‘wuuu-wobba’, Bink’s was caught and tied down, then the deadly letter was dropped from the top of an AT-AT that someone had carelessly double parked outside, causing instant death and a pinkish stain that lingers still.